I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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