dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
did i just pee glitter
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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