ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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