I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Randomize
