so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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