hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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