We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.