Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
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did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
My penis needs a shock collar
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.