How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat