Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress