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(415): View more from California

Having a random hookup so left but love u

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(415): Having a random hookup so left but love u http://tfl.nu/w2t3

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My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.

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How unfortunate for your Mom.

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(847): My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein. (1-847): How unfortunate for your Mom. http://tfl.nu/e7p2

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(419): View more from Ohio

Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?

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Turn them off?

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(419): Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day? (216): Turn them off? http://tfl.nu/9fwv

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You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?

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yea

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turns out that you did...and i just found it.

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(856): You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel? (856): yea (1-856): turns out that you did...and i just found it. http://tfl.nu/lurm

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(905): View more from Ontario

"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"

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(905): "Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends" http://tfl.nu/crxa

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(540): View more from Virginia

Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.

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(540): Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later. http://tfl.nu/bbcr

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(703): View more from Virginia

I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps

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(703): I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps http://tfl.nu/dpvm

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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese

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(208): Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese http://tfl.nu/a9is

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(303): View more from Colorado

Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.

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(303): Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird. http://tfl.nu/kz0v

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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs

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(773): I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs http://tfl.nu/g3cl

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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.

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(215): he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out. http://tfl.nu/9ic8

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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.

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(863): hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple. http://tfl.nu/ta85

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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom

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(605): the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom http://tfl.nu/jd2y

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(803): View more from South Carolina

My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.

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(803): My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol. http://tfl.nu/3the

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN

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(603): YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN http://tfl.nu/ns4x

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