Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (317): View more from Indiana

  His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (317): His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me http://tfl.nu/9tmv
  Replies (9) Good night (778) Bad night (2474)
• Favorite

  (718): View more from New York

  I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (718): I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life? http://tfl.nu/2jrg
  Replies (27) Good night (860) Bad night (3321)
• Favorite

  (773): View more from Illinois

  They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (773): They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan http://tfl.nu/hlq0
  Replies (24) Good night (1555) Bad night (3444)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield. http://tfl.nu/furb
  Replies (29) Good night (11747) Bad night (1491)
• Favorite

  (803): View more from South Carolina

  you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (803): you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila. http://tfl.nu/o38m
  Replies (36) Good night (1440) Bad night (6444)
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset. http://tfl.nu/s72o
  Replies (7) Good night (4055) Bad night (1135)
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar... http://tfl.nu/2jmm
  Replies (10) Good night (2562) Bad night (1500)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there http://tfl.nu/tess
  Replies (3) Good night (983) Bad night (2372)
• Favorite

  (410): View more from Maryland

  IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (410): IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS http://tfl.nu/c2np
  Replies (10) Good night (1107) Bad night (604)
• Favorite

  (205): View more from Alabama

  There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (205): There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did http://tfl.nu/00cd
  Replies (2) Good night (484) Bad night (1077)
• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now http://tfl.nu/txwa
  Replies (5) Good night (628) Bad night (339)
• Favorite

  (204): View more from Manitoba

  we need to invent and abuse teleportation

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (204): we need to invent and abuse teleportation http://tfl.nu/6ayp
  Replies (2) Good night (733) Bad night (366)
• Favorite

  (639): View more from

  you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (639): you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka http://tfl.nu/zfyr
  Replies (1) Good night (635) Bad night (303)
• Favorite

  (949): View more from California

  Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (949): Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40... http://tfl.nu/80uw
  Replies (3) Good night (231) Bad night (191)
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it. http://tfl.nu/gs3q
  Replies (1) Good night (536) Bad night (157)

Randomize