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birth control should be required to get into college
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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