I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
too bad you live with your parents still
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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