Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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