i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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