Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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