I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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