are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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