eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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