You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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