Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Randomize