i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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