I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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