My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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