i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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