We named our party play list daddy issues
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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