its not stalking. its research.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I am midnight drunk by noon
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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