You surviving the open bar?
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woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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