drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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