You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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