Got a toothbrush?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
BRING THE BAGELS
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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