question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
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I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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