I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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