Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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