Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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