It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
now i know why i became what i already was.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
