I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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