i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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