So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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