So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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