she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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