The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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