Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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