Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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