you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
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almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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