Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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