Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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