Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I don't think brook has ever known best
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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