I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
So much rum. So many feels.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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