Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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