Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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