C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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