The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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