I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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