Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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