im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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