hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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