Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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