He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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